Roller Coaster in some Jokes

gyp§y Global Moderator Posts: 45 LGBT: Lesbian Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Mar 6, 2015 20:43:56 GMT lola ferrari likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by gyp§y on Mar 6, 2015 20:43:56 GMT What do you call a lesbian's closet? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}A lick-her cabinet.
	Last Edit: Apr 9, 2021 18:43:13 GMT by gyp§y: typo corrected ♆ the highest wisdom is loving kindness.

firefox Global Moderator Posts: 40 LGBT: Lesbian Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Mar 7, 2015 23:15:39 GMT lita likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by firefox on Mar 7, 2015 23:15:39 GMT Do you know why oysters increase lesbian sexual libido? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Because after eating a dozen oysters, )i( doesn't taste so bad!
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Roller Coaster in some Jokes Aug 27, 2015 20:59:43 GMT vixen likes this

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Post by purple on Aug 27, 2015 20:59:43 GMT

Why do lesbians shave their vaginas?

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So, they don't start a fire - grinding.

Last Edit: Mar 8, 2020 17:51:38 GMT by purple: typo corrected

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rads Global Moderator Posts: 53 LGBT: Dyke Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Oct 26, 2015 18:53:10 GMT macy monsoon likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rads on Oct 26, 2015 18:53:10 GMT What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Well hung !
	Last Edit: Mar 2, 2020 20:47:12 GMT by rads: typo corrected ℛ be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

bean Global Moderator Posts: 59 LGBT: Lesbian Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Nov 6, 2015 17:53:24 GMT hotgirl likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bean on Nov 6, 2015 17:53:24 GMT This simpleton walks into a pet shop and asks: "I like to buy a wasp please?" The shopkeeper said: "Sorry, we don't sell wasps". This simpleton said: "Oh yes you do, you've got two in your window".
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persephone Global Moderator Posts: 52 LGBT: Lesbian Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Nov 12, 2015 12:28:30 GMT indigo likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by persephone on Nov 12, 2015 12:28:30 GMT Did you hear about the oyster who went to this disco and pulled a mussel?
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lemon Global Moderator Posts: 49 LGBT: Lesbian Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Nov 18, 2015 18:51:45 GMT mercedes likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lemon on Nov 18, 2015 18:51:45 GMT I've seen this topless lady ventriloquist. SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Nobody has ever seen her lips move.
	Last Edit: Apr 14, 2021 14:38:37 GMT by lemon: typo corrected ◔ we can only see a short distance ahead, but we can see plenty there that needs to be done ◕

barbie Global Moderator Posts: 70 LGBT: Lesbian Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Apr 27, 2016 18:36:39 GMT art likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by barbie on Apr 27, 2016 18:36:39 GMT Why are lesbians lousy construction workers? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}They don't know how to handle wood.
	Last Edit: Apr 28, 2021 18:05:33 GMT by barbie: smiley added ☬ even a small star shines in the darkness.

lolly Global Moderator Posts: 39 LGBT: Lesbian Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Apr 27, 2016 18:54:09 GMT northernstar likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lolly on Apr 27, 2016 18:54:09 GMT How do you get a sweet 80 year old lady to say the F word? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Get another sweet 80 year old lady alongside her yelling Bingo!
	Last Edit: Apr 21, 2021 20:37:12 GMT by lolly: smiley added ⚘ science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know.

florence Global Moderator Posts: 59 LGBT: Lesbian Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes May 16, 2016 15:49:22 GMT minx likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by florence on May 16, 2016 15:49:22 GMT Why did this lesbian build a shelf? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}To hold her shoulders.
	Last Edit: Mar 2, 2020 21:44:57 GMT by florence: typo corrected ℱ if you don't want anyone to know, don't do it.

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Roller Coaster in some Jokes May 17, 2016 15:47:53 GMT romany likes this

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Post by dieseldyke on May 17, 2016 15:47:53 GMT

I was called into my Manager's office today due to my dress code.
She said: "You can't wear pyjamas at work."
I said: "Why not?, everybody else does."
She said: "That's because they're f*****g patients."

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whitewolf Global Moderator Posts: 66 LGBT: Lesbian Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes May 20, 2016 9:55:45 GMT sassy likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by whitewolf on May 20, 2016 9:55:45 GMT I had dinner with a world chess champion at a table with a chequered tablecloth. SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}It took them two hours to pass me the salt.
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uillean Global Moderator Posts: 52 LGBT: Lesbian Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Aug 17, 2016 18:43:36 GMT eowyn likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by uillean on Aug 17, 2016 18:43:36 GMT What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Potpourri.
	Last Edit: Apr 7, 2021 22:16:15 GMT by uillean: typo corrected ♬ a silent mouth is musical.

spirit Global Moderator Posts: 67 LGBT: Lesbian Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Mar 10, 2017 22:00:47 GMT pharlapjones likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by spirit on Mar 10, 2017 22:00:47 GMT How do lesbians handle our liquor? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}By the ears.
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drpea Global Moderator Posts: 71 LGBT: Dyke Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Dec 23, 2017 9:20:24 GMT robo likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by drpea on Dec 23, 2017 9:20:24 GMT How do deaf lesbians lipread? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}With their hands in each others knickers.
	Last Edit: Apr 10, 2021 9:52:50 GMT by drpea: typo corrected ◉ To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.