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Post by gaia on Jun 7, 2023 16:41:15 GMT
What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? {Click here to show/hide}Single! ![[rofl]](//storage.proboards.com/188242/images/0KSFvziemBmEoATKctLS.gif) |
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Post by pharlapjones on Jun 7, 2023 18:05:24 GMT
Local Police pursuing a "knitting needle nutter" that stabbed six people in the buttocks during the last 48 hours, said they believe this attacker could be following some kind of pattern.
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Post by lilith on Aug 6, 2023 17:01:25 GMT
What do you call two Chinese lesbians? {Click here to show/hide}Two can chew! |
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Post by tiny on Aug 6, 2023 17:13:41 GMT
What does a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? {Click here to show/hide}Their balls are just for decoration. |
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Post by agent on Sept 6, 2023 13:36:29 GMT
What's the difference between a lesbian and a ritz cracker? {Click here to show/hide}One's a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker  |
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Post by diva on Nov 21, 2023 14:20:01 GMT
What do you call a convent girl who denies she masturbates? {Click here to show/hide}A LIAR ! |
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Post by macy monsoon on Nov 21, 2023 18:36:51 GMT
What do you call three lesbians in a closet? {Click here to show/hide}A Licker cabinet. ![[rasp]](//storage.proboards.com/188242/images/En0bgsIiyRdIqixgJUsB.gif) |
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Post by tigs on Nov 21, 2023 19:45:54 GMT
Why do lesbians suck at cooking? {Click here to show/hide}They always eat out. |
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Post by rainbow on Nov 23, 2023 18:37:30 GMT
A girl's first time!
It's your first time.
As you lie back, your muscles tighten.
You put them off for a while searching for an excuse, but they refuse to be swayed when they approach you.
They asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.
They had more experience, but it's the first time their finger has found the right place.
They probe deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but they're gentle like they promised they'd be.
They look deeply into your eyes and tells you to trust them - they've done this many times before.
Their cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give them more room for an easier entrance.
You begin to plead and beg them to hurry, but they slowly takes their time, wanting to cause you little pain as possible.
As they press closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as they continue.
They look at you with concern and ask you if this is too painful.
Your eyes are filled with tears, but you shake your head and nod for them to continue.
They begin going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel them within you.
After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and something pulled out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over.
They look at you and smiling warmly, telling you, with a chuckle; that you have been them most stubborn yet most rewarding experience…
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You smile and thank your dentist!
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