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Post by persephone on May 6, 2021 9:32:02 GMT
When do monkeys fall from the sky? {Click here to show/hide}During Ape-ril showers! |
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Post by taiga on Sept 6, 2021 12:16:14 GMT
What did Santa do when he went speed dating? {Click here to show/hide}He pulled a cracker. ![[lol]](//storage.proboards.com/188242/images/ELnlgRaVBivYmuGHabfV.gif) |
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Post by urchin on Sept 9, 2021 13:23:32 GMT
How do you make a billiards table laugh? {Click here to show/hide}Put your hands down its pockets and tickle its balls. ![[shocked]](//storage.proboards.com/188242/images/s0CyuCIgTmqZiSyAdbUX.gif) |
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Post by taiga on Sept 13, 2021 12:33:58 GMT
How do you know if Santa's been in your garden shed? {Click here to show/hide}When you've got three extra hoes. ![[rofl]](//storage.proboards.com/188242/images/0KSFvziemBmEoATKctLS.gif) |
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Post by urchin on Sept 16, 2021 11:53:27 GMT
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? {Click here to show/hide}A Holly Davidson! ![[grin]](//storage.proboards.com/188242/images/YBDgSLMXwNnHfzwoKkay.gif) |
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Post by babydyke on Sept 23, 2021 6:48:27 GMT
What do you call an old snowman? {Click here to show/hide}Water. |
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Post by sammybabe on Sept 27, 2021 9:14:21 GMT
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert? {Click here to show/hide}Lost. |
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Post by babydyke on Sept 30, 2021 10:57:46 GMT
What athlete is warmest in winter? {Click here to show/hide}A long jumper! |
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Post by sammybabe on Oct 4, 2021 8:59:33 GMT
What do snowmen wear on their heads? {Click here to show/hide}Ice caps! ![[giggle]](//storage.proboards.com/188242/images/kywaRW0TUyKMYGQzsWyn.gif) |
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Post by angel on Dec 7, 2021 13:19:26 GMT
Where did Saddam keep his CDs? {Click here to show/hide}In Iraq. |
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Post by perabo on Dec 7, 2021 18:23:25 GMT
How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? {Click here to show/hide}Call her and tell her. |
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Post by avengel on Jan 8, 2022 9:04:10 GMT
I got charged £7 for a venison burger. {Click here to show/hide}and I thought: . . o O (this was deer). |
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Post by fizzy on Apr 5, 2022 8:26:25 GMT
What do you call a spanish footballer with no legs? {Click here to show/hide}Grassy arse. |
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Post by buffy on May 6, 2022 7:21:41 GMT
A young doctor had moved into town and was setting up a new practice. He had a new sign painted and hung it in front of his office, proclaiming his specialties:
Homosexuals & Hemorrhoids.
The town fathers were upset with the sign and asked him please to change it. The Doctor was eager to please, so he put up a new sign: Queers & Rears.
The town fathers were really fuming about that one, so they demanded that the Doctor come up with a decent sign that would not offend the townspeople.
So the Doctor came up with an acceptable sign: Odds & Ends.
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Post by gymslip on Jun 8, 2022 7:28:29 GMT
What kind of humour do lesbians like? {Click here to show/hide} | Tongue in cheek. | ![[rasp]](//storage.proboards.com/188242/images/En0bgsIiyRdIqixgJUsB.gif) |
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