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candy Global Moderator Posts: 44 LGBT: Lesbian Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Jun 8, 2022 13:09:36 GMT lelanie likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by candy on Jun 8, 2022 13:09:36 GMT Barman says to Paddy: "Your glass is empty, fancy another one?" Paddy looking puzzled, replies: SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}"Why the hell do I want two empty glasses?"
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Roller Coaster in some Jokes Jul 18, 2022 7:25:54 GMT kizz likes this

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Post by sindi on Jul 18, 2022 7:25:54 GMT

What do you call lesbian twins?

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Lick-a-likes.

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robo Global Moderator Posts: 74 LGBT: Lesbian Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Aug 7, 2022 9:59:04 GMT drpea likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by robo on Aug 7, 2022 9:59:04 GMT What do lesbians call Viagra? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Batteries.
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lelanie Global Moderator Posts: 67 LGBT: Lesbian Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Oct 7, 2022 9:14:50 GMT candy likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lelanie on Oct 7, 2022 9:14:50 GMT What do you call a truck load of vibrators? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Toys for Twats.
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bleu Administrator Posts: 55 LGBT: Lesbian Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Nov 8, 2022 9:07:27 GMT izzy likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bleu on Nov 8, 2022 9:07:27 GMT Why don't blind people do parachute jumps? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Because it scares the s*%t out of the guide dogs!
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madmax Global Moderator Posts: 69 LGBT: Dyke Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Dec 10, 2022 10:05:35 GMT aphrodite likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by madmax on Dec 10, 2022 10:05:35 GMT What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Lick-a-lot-o-pus !
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headboi Global Moderator Posts: 54 LGBT: Bisexual Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Jan 7, 2023 10:07:46 GMT widdershins likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by headboi on Jan 7, 2023 10:07:46 GMT Why does a lesbian carpenter not need nails? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Because she uses tongue-and-groove joints
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pink Global Moderator Posts: 54 LGBT: Lesbian Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Jan 7, 2023 15:03:17 GMT lia likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pink on Jan 7, 2023 15:03:17 GMT What card game do lesbians play? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Poke-her.
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Roller Coaster in some Jokes Jan 7, 2023 21:29:54 GMT thieves likes this

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Post by babydoll on Jan 7, 2023 21:29:54 GMT

A straight joke you may find funny ...

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:

Dear Wife,
You must realise that you are 54-years-old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as my wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old female sex teaching assistant.
I`ll be home before midnight.
Your Husband

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

Dear Husband,
You, too, are 54-years-old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with my 18-year-old toyboy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore, my love... don`t wait up.
Your Wife

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Roller Coaster in some Jokes Feb 23, 2023 17:34:00 GMT bleu likes this

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Post by izzy on Feb 23, 2023 17:34:00 GMT

Will Young, Robbie and Kylie went for a night on the town.
As they left the nightclub, Kylie slipped and got her head stuck between the railings of the fence opposite the club.
Robbie decided to take full advantage of this and lifted up her little skirt, pushed her thong to one side and gave her a good seeing to.

"Its your turn now, Will" grinned Robbie but Will started crying.
Robbie asked "Why are you crying, Will? What`s wrong?"

Will sobbed "My head won`t fit between the railings!"

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sonico Global Moderator Posts: 82 LGBT: Lesbian Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes May 12, 2023 14:27:39 GMT perabo likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sonico on May 12, 2023 14:27:39 GMT I was in a taxi cab the other day and my Cabbie said: "I love my job, I'm my own boss, nobody tells me what to do". SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}I said: "Turn left here mate".
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