Roller Coaster in some Jokes

selene Global Moderator Posts: 65 LGBT: Lesbian Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Jan 22, 2015 10:53:25 GMT tinkerbell likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by selene on Jan 22, 2015 10:53:25 GMT How do Mexicans take a family portrait? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}They all jump in the back of a pickup truck and run a red light.
	Last Edit: Feb 27, 2020 15:25:50 GMT by selene: typo corrected ☪ love is always creative and fear is always destructive.

blondie Global Moderator Posts: 90 LGBT: Lesbian Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Feb 23, 2015 13:55:16 GMT trinity likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by blondie on Feb 23, 2015 13:55:16 GMT The inventor of throat lozengers died. SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}They'll be no coffin at his funeral.
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art Administrator Posts: 73 LGBT: Lesbian Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Feb 27, 2015 11:13:31 GMT barbie likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by art on Feb 27, 2015 11:13:31 GMT What do you call two lesbians floating down a river? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Fur Traders.
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Roller Coaster in some Jokes Feb 27, 2015 18:12:37 GMT pharlapjones likes this

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Post by spirit on Feb 27, 2015 18:12:37 GMT

A woman goes to the gynecologist, and upon examination, the doctor says: "Why, it's immaculate in here! What do you do to keep yourself so hygenic?" The woman responds: "I have a woman in twice a week."

✞ all that glitters is not gold.

tinkerbell Global Moderator Posts: 58 LGBT: Lesbian Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Feb 28, 2015 16:31:54 GMT selene likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tinkerbell on Feb 28, 2015 16:31:54 GMT What do you call a horny lesbian dinosaur? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}A clitosaurus.
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lola ferrari Global Moderator Posts: 46 LGBT: Lesbian Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Mar 1, 2015 14:53:04 GMT gyp§y likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lola ferrari on Mar 1, 2015 14:53:04 GMT Did you hear about the new after-shave for Lesbians? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}It's called 'OLD DYKE.'
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Roller Coaster in some Jokes Mar 2, 2015 16:17:01 GMT minx likes this

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Post by florence on Mar 2, 2015 16:17:01 GMT

What is the definition of confusion?

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Three blind lesbians in a fish market.

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ℱ if you don't want anyone to know, don't do it.

kizz Global Moderator Posts: 48 LGBT: Lesbian Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Mar 3, 2015 16:04:26 GMT sindi likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kizz on Mar 3, 2015 16:04:26 GMT Why don't femme lesbians go on dates? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Because it's hard to eat Jenny Craig when you've got Mary Kay on your face.
	Last Edit: Apr 6, 2021 15:49:09 GMT by kizz: typo corrected இ a frog in a well shaft seeing the sky.

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Roller Coaster in some Jokes Mar 4, 2015 11:20:21 GMT ushas likes this

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Post by jet on Mar 4, 2015 11:20:21 GMT

Two lesbians turn in for the night. One lesbian turns to the other, and says: "I want to be Frank with you".
The other lesbian says:

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{Click here to show/hide}"I thought it was my turn to be Frank".
[lol]

Last Edit: Apr 14, 2021 10:25:10 GMT by jet: typo corrected

✈ The best candle is understanding.

nantosuelta Global Moderator Posts: 46 LGBT: Lesbian Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Mar 4, 2015 11:29:05 GMT fizzy likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nantosuelta on Mar 4, 2015 11:29:05 GMT What drives a lesbian up the wall? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}A crack in the ceiling.
	Last Edit: Apr 14, 2021 11:15:19 GMT by nantosuelta: typo corrected ☔ They who is drowned is not troubled by the rain.

widdershins Global Moderator Posts: 49 LGBT: Bisexual Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Mar 4, 2015 11:34:55 GMT headboi likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by widdershins on Mar 4, 2015 11:34:55 GMT What weighs 250 pounds and swims in the San Francisco Bay? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Moby Dyke.
	Last Edit: Apr 14, 2021 11:45:24 GMT by widdershins: typo corrected ண moots.

lolly Global Moderator Posts: 39 LGBT: Lesbian Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Mar 4, 2015 19:01:38 GMT northernstar likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lolly on Mar 4, 2015 19:01:38 GMT What do you call a seven stone lesbian? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}A weedeater.
	Last Edit: Apr 7, 2021 19:51:00 GMT by lolly: typo corrected ⚘ science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know.

uillean Global Moderator Posts: 52 LGBT: Lesbian Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Mar 4, 2015 19:26:50 GMT eowyn likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by uillean on Mar 4, 2015 19:26:50 GMT What do you call an Irish lesbian? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Gaylick.
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Roller Coaster in some Jokes Mar 5, 2015 18:04:42 GMT buffy likes this

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Post by qtee on Mar 5, 2015 18:04:42 GMT

How can you tell you're in a tough lesbian bar?

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When the pool tables has no balls.

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milo Global Moderator Posts: 40 LGBT: Lesbian Relationship Status: Attached	Roller Coaster in some Jokes Mar 5, 2015 21:40:58 GMT raven likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by milo on Mar 5, 2015 21:40:58 GMT What do you call a 21 stone lesbian? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}A bush hog.
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