Dictionary for Women's personal ads

[blondie]

* 40-ish...................49
* Adventurous..............Slept with all your mates
* Athletic.................No tits
* Average looking..........Has a face like an ar*e
* Beautiful................Pathological liar
* Contagious Smile.........Does a lot of pills
* Educated.................Was f#*ked to bits at Uni`
* Emotionally Secure.......On medication
* Feminist.................Fat
* Free spirit..............Junkie
* Friendship first.........Former very *friendly* person
* Fun......................Annoying
* Gentle...................Dull
* Good Listener............Autistic
* New-Age..................Body hair problems
* Old-fashioned............No BJs or anal
* Open-minded..............Desperate
* Outgoing.................Loud and Embarrassing
* Passionate...............Sloppy drunk
* Poet.....................Depressive
* Professional.............pregnant dog
* Romantic.................Frigid
* Social...................Fanny like a clowns pocket
* Voluptuous...............Very Fat
* Large lady...............Hugely Fat
* Wants Soulmate...........Stalker
* Widow....................Murderer