Pea Pod Racing Team

[urchin]

Fancy seeing you on here pea.
Last time we met was in Hyde Park at London Pride.
Fancy your chances racing me in my White Lamborghini against your peapod racer?

[drpea]

Wotcha urch, hasn't taiga stretched your nipples with her nipple clamps in our dungeon on here yet? I'll have you know young rascal urchin; my pea pod racing car had already been tested on Santa pod racing circuit. Runs on high octane aubergine racing fuel. Occasionally, getting jet lag driving my peapod racer.

I recall our pride meet in London. Do you remember blonde slaggy's puppies when she walked her pups?
We both admired her big puppies without looking below her waist.
babydoll's ex girlfriend wasn't she.
Aubergine urch, you'll need some racing me.

Did I tell you urch we had this member called banana who were stalking atm on our Lesbian Lounge some time ago.
Near christmas claiming to be her secret admirer? I got quite curious about this banana, I tell you...
..I told this Banana; maybe you should unzip that yellow skin of yours and give us a look at you... or at least let them have a peek or allow a quick nibble?...
I finally told banana; WE should start a book on what you look like... I reckon... 22, 5' 1", long blonde hair, young, firm, nubile body... with ENORMOUS boobs, made straight from Silicon Valley. You have appeared in the sun and daily sport newspapers and have taken the name candy as your own because FiFi just wasn`t you. You are, however, a recent convert to feminist theory and find you are now able to park a car without the need of a man from the automobile association!

*walks away and slips up on banana skin*

[babydoll]

Last heard from rumour, my ex Slagatha were looking for some younger aged toygirl.
Perhaps she pursued babydyke instead!

[blondie]

banana prolly travelled by longboat and stranded themselves on some Mediterranean Island.
I told banana on here: I'm fine thank you, I'm currently sunning myself on a Mediterranean Island after a very successful tesco cashpoint raid - cheers.
trinity already knows sammybabe from London were my ex girlfriend.
We had met in the Vespa Lounge before she travelled to Scotland on her motorbike.

[florence]

I reported banana to our admin on our Lesbian Lounge in August 2002.
I'm sassy's ex and still close friends.
She didn't leave me with nobody, she arranged this date with minx on here.

[taiga]

Already took my urchin to our dungeon on here drpea when she joined us on 9 August 2021.
slagatha last posted on Gingerbeer many moons ago.
She didn't have nimble feet for being any great dancer herself, last seen in London's Candy Bar.

[rads]

Blinking eck, banana melted on Rainbow Network's Lesbian Lounge board in December 2002 when my macy monsoon held her pop quiz then :0!

[thieves]

[macy monsoon]

banana that nonsense poster you all mean.

[sassy]

In August 2002, slagatha got intrigued with our Bob the Builder thread.

[babydyke]

slagatha too old for me, she kept falling on local Candy Bar dance floor being top heavy.

[trinity]

Oh bother, you do realise locita isn't Alison Alman but her brother Fabian Alman instead. Hence, his giveaway from his manly eyebrows shown left. Most users from here, has them both blocked on Facebook already.

[urchin]

Not daft drpea, eating your aubergines is bound to get me high as a kite.

[purple]

banana had some forum mental breakdown eh radster.

[art]

Blimey those banana posts were getting larger.
Only saw one message but there may had been more, but this would involve actually reading through all of them.
Some chore I don`t think I could manage with my tear ducts intact.